Saturday, December 31, 2016

Humor 2013–2016

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

3 logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks "Do all of you want a drink?"
The first logician says "I don't know."
The second logician says "I don't know."
The third logician says "Yes!"

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says: “Five beers, please.”

Americans spend more on coffee than on education. How do we sleep at night?

Today is that day where anything you read online could be totally made up. Oh, wait, that's every day. – Nick Bilton

Wow. The heads of all major religions (iOS, Android, Windows, and the Catholic Church) have been replaced in a 6 month time period.

What do you call a Pope who resigns? Ex Benedict.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.